what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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