Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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