maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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