is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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