Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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