Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
