yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.