My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?