some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm like, not good at living.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.