i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
