NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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