I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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