we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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