Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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