This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
there is glitter all over my balls
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
