My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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