I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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