we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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