She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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