that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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