so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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