belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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