sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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