At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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