Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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