big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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