Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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