At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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