Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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