Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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