I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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