people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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