they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think people are normalizing furries
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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