Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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