Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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