All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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