So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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