I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize