So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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