And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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