Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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