I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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