so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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