I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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