im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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