Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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