literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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