Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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