kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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