matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We talked him into tasing himself.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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