do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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