Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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