can u get pink eye on your cock?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
