don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
