she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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