Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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