Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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