Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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