Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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